Glasgow Rangers and Aston Villa, have been accused of playing "anti-football", during miserly seasons, both, built on solid defensive foundations. Manager Walter Smith, like Martin O'Neill o.b.e., do not disappoint their critics - playing two holding midfielders, instead of the usual one and hoofing the ball skyward with a rush of Vinnie Jones testicular fortitude.. While Rangers fans were rioting in the City of Manchester yesterday, reports were coming in, of one "Kerry Recruit Villain" from Tralee, rioting when his BBC TV broke down.
Police in the Irish Republic report, that on the annuncement of Villa "Opening Talks with their want away, only star, Garreth Barry" this Aston Villa fan, threw his BBC TV out the window. His wife hearing the commotion, came from her bedroom and started laughing, when he started to screech" Can you not feel ma Pain ". The police were called, they are called Gardai in the Irish republic. All of the Gardai in Kerry play Gaelic football and when they heard he supported an American Sawcer Team, called Aston Villa and did not play Gaelic Football, they arrested him. Instead of bringing him to the local police cells, however, they took him to the mental hospital in Tralee. The Villa Fan whom we shall henceforth call "The Kerry Recruit Villain" continued to screech" Ma TV broke down, what about the Barry Brain Drain from Villa, with O'Leary gone and no brain, Villa will be relegated. Can you not feel our pain ? Gareth Barry who's ancestors come from nearby West Cork, in the Irish Republic refuses to stay, despite an offer of 140,000 pounds a week.
Unfortunately after many attempts to restrain the Kerry Villain, he was placed in both a Straight-jacket and a Closet. It is reported that, that he has however, come out of the closet today, while on the psychiatric couch of Professor O'Connell, a relative of Kerry's only proper footballer Mick O'Connell, from Valencia Island. It has emerged that he was been eating too many Kerry Pink Spudz and has been snaeking into all the bars in Tralee and Killorglin, swallowing all the heads, of all of the pints of porter(the creamy bitds of stout, only) when the punters weren't looking, quite often when they went to the toilets.
It has also just emerged, that Mr Murphy will be released later today, after pleas from his wife(nee Ryans ) who said, that if he is alllowed to walk down the lonely Banna strand and shout out to sea, even though it won't answer him, it will calm him downand is good therapy. It has also been revealed that abnormal BBC service has been returned to the town of Tralee(unfortunately) after this latest hitch. His wife is one of the Ryans, from near the Banna strand, featured in Ryans Daughter, immortalized in the famous song, about Roger Casement who landed there to "No answering call, came from the lonely Banna Strand." Friendly crowd weren't they ?
Meanwhile Celtic and Villa fans refuse to riot, despite revelations, that Martin O'Neill o.b.e., made a present of Villa's, Player of the Year, Steven Davis for just 4 million to Rangers, arch-enemy of Celtic. Davis who was mentored by the great, David O'Leary who refused to sell him to Man Utd, despite an offer of 14 million pounds, prior to the purchase of Carrick. Davis was dumped by MON to make way for flop Petrov who cost 10 m. O'Leary regarded the sale of Davis as akin to selling the 'Soul of Villa' or the family silver. With young Steven Davis, O'Leary achieved much better results than MON o.b.e. has for Villa, in the first 2 years, despite the vast sums spent by MON o.b.e., since his arrival at Villa Park.
Many Villains throughout GB are reported to be hospitalized and traumatized, like the "Kerry recruited Villain" since the arrival of MON o.b.e. and the departure of Barry, who is the final piece of the Villain Brain Drain. They do however have MON o.b.e. to instruct them what to do with the ball, on the sideline and where the dressing room is.
Thursday, May 15, 2008
The Kerry Recruit Villain
Friday, April 11, 2008
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Monday, March 31, 2008
Emperor Capello Manager of England MI5 BBC Censorship
Despite heavy censorship at the BBC by MI5, we here at the IrishBlog can now exclusively reveal, that far from being highly competent, Capello is in fact a fraud and a complete phoney. Tired of feeling positive toward the same manager for more than three months, English fans have concluded that abuse and mockery are what the coach of the national side needs as soon as possible if he fails to win his first friendly and meet their unrealistic expectations.
The British press, reflecting as accurately as ever the groundswell of fickle public opinion, will no longer view the Italian as "cool, suave, collected with a refusal to panic under pressure". Instead, he will be "a sleeping with the fishes unable to show or communicate any enthusiasm indeed anything whatsoever to the English speaking players".
We can also reveal that Emperor Capello instead, will be the BBC's next incarnation of Doctor Who. Capello's emissaries are understood to be in advanced discussions with the corporation, with a view to installing their man as the next Time Lord, battling evil forces across the space and time continuum. Informed BBC pundits insist however, that former managerial beetroot, McLaren will be drafted as assistant, reprising his months-long stint as second fiddle to Capello.
We caught up with the re-crowned Emperor Capello at his residence, during a break in shooting, and were ushered grovelling into his exalted presence. He was languishing on his chaise-longue, clearly exhausted after his latest Bacchanalian orgy, and his toga was strategically parted, to enable kneeling football 'obbit Joe Cole to administer an enthusiastic and skilful massage like all fella English team player do.
Originally introduced by England as a "A golden God of Managerial nous" the shy and retiring Capello arrived at the new Wembley, on horseback having crossed the Thames on a pontoon of boats especially constructed for the occasion. He immediately declared three months of honeymoon games for loyal English fans, who had turned out in their thousands to garland his route to the stadium with rose petals.
However as with all England coaches, nothing is quite what it seems as they turn with fickle abandon even sooner than before, on their managers, so itsa mini-honeymoon, Senor Capello. Fortunatley for both fan and British media, conveniently it was revealed today that as part of an Italian corruption probe, an Italian prosecutor plans to bring a criminal case against the England coach Senor Capello, for allegedly withholding information in a corruption trial.
Senor Capello so called because his fathers name was also Capello, declared in broken English, "Itsa bouta BEEP time innnit, dat we 'ad the BEEP worl' cup 'ere in Englund innit!" He went on, again in an impeccable comedy Italian accent: "Ifa dat BEEP' Gary Lineker, , come ahere,askin questions'bout corruption, I gonna slit eem upa treata! Seea 'ow he like-a dat, BEEP' anorak-a."
With that, Senor Capello ended the press conference, and made several threatening gestures towards a BBC intrepid reporter and his editor duly censored all, because of fears of offensding his bosses at MI5 .
Our attempts here at the IrishBlog at further investigation into the matter quickly ran into trouble when several large men in pinstriped suits and carrying violin cases warned: "There'sa nuttin to-a see here-a, so va fan*gul or-a you be-a sleep wid da fishes!"
Bookies today have installed El Tel as 3-1 favourite to fill the new English vacancy.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Boycott Bullies Sister
Baby Fried by American Chemical Warfare ( White Phosphorous)
Documented War Crime of the Geneva Convention
Please if you are mother or care about babies, be an ethical shopper and boycott, War Criminals.
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008
The Last Laugh Punch is closed
The Magazine Punch of Peasant Caricatures, particularly the starving Irish peasantry, originally from a time of keep them ignorant and illiterate and give them cartoons is closed. There are more than a few laughs about this one.
The old joke, "Punch is not as funny as it used to be - but then again it never was", drew little laughs as it folded.
Four years later the Egyptian businessman Mohamed al Fayed brought it back to life.
He funded new exposés on the likes of Peter Mandelson, the architect of New Labour, and the media mogul Rupert Murdoch.
But eventually it was costing £40,000 per issue to produce with subscriptions at only 6,000 and Mr Al Fayed closed the title again in 2002.
The magazine, which was a British institution, had carried articles by William Makepeace Thackeray and A. A. Milne as well as cartoons by the likes of Sir John Tenniel, the illustrator of "Alice in Wonderland". It had particularly insulting cartoons, during the Irish famine, which was a calculated engineered holocaust by the British Government, that reduced the Irish population from 9 million to 3 million in the space of 2 years. Modern revisionist historians and journalists, who are salaried by the British secret services, are still trying to re-write Irish history and erase this, among other facts from the records.
Then there are cartoons from the Republic !
The British formally protested publication of a caricature by Adolphe Willette in Le Courrier Français of April 17, 1898, which showed Queen Victoria walking with a bottle of rum in her hand (Figure 4). The British again protested in the aftermath of a special issue of Le Rire of November 23, 1899, designed by Willette, which bitterly attacked British imperialism ; for example, one drawing depicted a crucified Ireland asking, "Oh God, who I have long implored! Are you English?" (Figure 5) (16
FIGURE 5. Britain protested this November 23, 1899 issue of the French journal Le Rire, portraying a crucified Ireland.
One of the most famous diplomatic incidents in the history of caricature was provoked by an anti-British issue of L'Assiette au Beurre published on September 28, 1901, designed by jean Veber. Filled with bitter attacks on the use of concentration camps by the British during the Boer War, the most sensational caricature depicted "impudent Albion" in the form of a woman displaying her backside to the world, upon which could be seen the features of King Edward VII. King Edward personally complained about this drawing to French ambassador Paul Cambon, who wrote to his brother that the design was "scandalous,"
Sunday, March 23, 2008
American Zionism Irish perspective
Trying to Untangle the Corporate Media's Lies.
In Ireland we understand what the word (Shoah) Holocaust, (The Great Hunger) means. Believe me, we understand, its in our blood and our genes. Between 1845 - 1847 our population, was reduced from 9 million to 3 million by ethnic cleansing, by systematic, calculated, heartless, engineered famine. The revisionist historians have tried to re-write our history but this is fact. Our country too, lost 6 million people. It is so difficult, to forgive this, I am in tears about this but we must forgive and move on, for the future and for our children's sake.
As an Irish person, who is outraged by the systematic ethnic cleansing, being carried out currently in Gaza Concentration Camp, I have found the above, my most informative source, thus far, in trying to understand Israel and these war crimes. My only reservation, is the author's analysis of Leon Trotsky.
At this point, the only further addition I would make, is that we are in danger of allowing cerebral masturbation, to become a substitute for genuine human compassion and action, for the victims of the victims of genocidal war crimes. Currently monstrous war crimes are being committed by the US and Israel.
I personally believe our first action, must be a well organized, International Boycott of all countries currently guilty of war crimes. A simple majority of nations voting at the UN, should decide this matter immediately. In the meantime, I am currently boycotting all American and Israeli goods and services. I urge all intelligent people of goodwill, worldwide, including compassionate Americans and Jews to do the same.
I need help with organizing this, in an effective peaceful international way. We also need to find effective united ways, to deal with the considerable dis-information in the media, from very powerful agencies. This campaign to be effective and not fall foul, to black propaganda, must dis-associate itself entirely, from all violence, justified or not, to be effective.
Believe me, the propaganda and lies will come, so please, keep it peaceful, keep it
simple and stay united.
To stay United, I repeat, we must keep it simple, division and those who promote it,
is a friend of the enemy.
United we stand, Divided we fall.
BOYCOTT THE USA AND ISRAEL NOW !
We have powerful enemies and if you do not hear further from me, wherever you are, please continue this campaign, it will ultimately be successful. The word boycott originates in Ireland's struggle with British imperialism. If we stay united and persistent, it is the most effective weapon we have, internationally, to bring this perpetual violence to and end with justice. They will try to divide us, with propaganda, Above all else, keep it simple and stay United !.
We want Peace with Justice !
BOYCOTT THE USA AND ISRAEL NOW !
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